Fortunes

So, I was cleaning out my wallet, and decided to get rid of the fortunes I'd been saving for a while.

Here they are in all their glory:

A pleasant surprise is in store for you..
It is very possible that you will achieve greatenss in your lifetime.
Time and patience are called for many surprises await you!.
A merry heart does good like a medicine.
A chance meting opens new doors to success and friendship.
Someone from your past has returned to steal your heart.
Your love of gardening will take on new meaning in your life.
Your lover will never wish to leave.
You are about to emark on a most delightful journey.
Haste does not bring success.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started
Be prepared for a sudden, needed, and happy change in plans.
A very attractive lady has a message for you.
All your hard work will sone be paid off
What is the distance between the eyes and the soul?
You have a natural grace and great consideration for others.
Life always gets harder near the summit.
In order to take, one must first give.
Plan for many pleasures ahead.
Grasp opportunities to create the future.
There's a good chance of a romantic encounter soon.
Chances are present to make huge personal gains.
Look! Good fortune is around you.
All your base are belong to us!

(okay, so that last one wasn't really a fortune.)