For the Subaru:
Sally
Sarah or Sara
Sandra
Suzy

For the bike:
Callie
Hermes
Candice
Aurona
Bitch (the bike)

Yeah, those are all I could come up with for now. Geez, I bet you can't wait to get out on that bike though. It looks awesome. I had a name for my new car but I can't remember it. I'll let you know when I do though.

For the car: I suggest "The Grocery Getter" or "The Getter" for short.

For the bike: "The Cycle of Violence"

Though, neither of those are original...

I think his car is too nice to be named "The Getter," though you just made me laugh...hard :)

station wagon mit hood scoop, ja? Tis a strange beast, requiring a strange name.

Brunhilda is my suggestion. Normally I shy away from female names, given how unreliably and prone to fits of passion that females can be, but in this case, I think the name brunhilda transcends any of those petty issues.

Everything I've seen claims the hood scoop is "functional" too. Now, It does focus the air down to one small outlet channel, but that connects too, and blows into nothing. I guess it's function is to create wind resistance?